The "Hair" of the NWLA Tournament
7/20/2015
by Devin Nelson
-The “Flow” Guys-
Andrew Lindor
1 year and 4 months in and it looks pretty good, there are times when it gets a little ratty, but we can cope.
Bill Reznak
17 months in, not much order, but it looks pretty darn good, especially under the ‘ol Pinstriped Cincinnati Reds Hat.
Chandler Phillips
12.34 months in growth, I love the curling action, seems to be well maintained.
Ty Butler
16 months and some change on the growth chart, said he is never cutting it again. EVER. (to his wife’s dismay)
Mike White
Dirty old sexy long flowing hair jesus, that’s all I have.
Ryan Bush
Is it a Mullet? Is it Flow? Is he beautiful? YES.
-Short & Good-
Matt Butrym
Haven’t even met the man yet, but his hair is very very nice. Can I touch it?
Mike Harley
Ohh Shitty Uncle Mike….. His Girlfriend is in control of his hair, and I must say she is doing a very nice job
Chris Meador
His hair is nice, his face is nice, his love for Minnesota is nice. But mostly his hair is good though
Hunter Meer
I’m looking at his hair as I write this sentence, and I must say his hair is better than I originally thought.
Mat Peisert
Also known as Handsome Mat. He has very handsome hair, so the nickname works perfect for his hair combo.
H8R
The Mohawk is a nice addition to his trash talking and everything else he does.
-Beards-
Beardface
His nickname literally includes the word beard. Not much else to say here
Hardball
The best beard in the tournament by far. He conditions it often, and Lindor actually got to touch it.
Trent Steffes
“It’s good, but you gotta grow a moustache”
Nick & Carl Coffee
Moustaches last year, beards this year
Eli Beard
Beard is in his name, so who cares about what is on his face.
Jordan Shelton & Ari Knill
Nicely Trimmed, cleanly maintained, nice.
Jordan Buckallew
Kind of dirty and disgusting, just like his stuff on the mound
-The Extra’s-
Ronnie Szudarski
Creepy, Disgusting, reminds me of a young Rollie Fingers
Jeremy Ratajczyk
The fro seems to be coming in nice, as well as the dirty rat beardlike on the chin, wish I could’ve gotten a closer look.
Greg Tyler
Doesn’t quite fit into the “flow” category, but does have luscious locks that remind me of a skater boy, the vans just add to the picture
Derek Linderman
Unlike his son Andrew, Linderman didn’t get the father/son flow memo. Oops, would’ve been a good look.
Tom Hannon
No hair, bad tan line, I like it.
by Devin Nelson
-The “Flow” Guys-
Andrew Lindor
1 year and 4 months in and it looks pretty good, there are times when it gets a little ratty, but we can cope.
Bill Reznak
17 months in, not much order, but it looks pretty darn good, especially under the ‘ol Pinstriped Cincinnati Reds Hat.
Chandler Phillips
12.34 months in growth, I love the curling action, seems to be well maintained.
Ty Butler
16 months and some change on the growth chart, said he is never cutting it again. EVER. (to his wife’s dismay)
Mike White
Dirty old sexy long flowing hair jesus, that’s all I have.
Ryan Bush
Is it a Mullet? Is it Flow? Is he beautiful? YES.
-Short & Good-
Matt Butrym
Haven’t even met the man yet, but his hair is very very nice. Can I touch it?
Mike Harley
Ohh Shitty Uncle Mike….. His Girlfriend is in control of his hair, and I must say she is doing a very nice job
Chris Meador
His hair is nice, his face is nice, his love for Minnesota is nice. But mostly his hair is good though
Hunter Meer
I’m looking at his hair as I write this sentence, and I must say his hair is better than I originally thought.
Mat Peisert
Also known as Handsome Mat. He has very handsome hair, so the nickname works perfect for his hair combo.
H8R
The Mohawk is a nice addition to his trash talking and everything else he does.
-Beards-
Beardface
His nickname literally includes the word beard. Not much else to say here
Hardball
The best beard in the tournament by far. He conditions it often, and Lindor actually got to touch it.
Trent Steffes
“It’s good, but you gotta grow a moustache”
Nick & Carl Coffee
Moustaches last year, beards this year
Eli Beard
Beard is in his name, so who cares about what is on his face.
Jordan Shelton & Ari Knill
Nicely Trimmed, cleanly maintained, nice.
Jordan Buckallew
Kind of dirty and disgusting, just like his stuff on the mound
-The Extra’s-
Ronnie Szudarski
Creepy, Disgusting, reminds me of a young Rollie Fingers
Jeremy Ratajczyk
The fro seems to be coming in nice, as well as the dirty rat beardlike on the chin, wish I could’ve gotten a closer look.
Greg Tyler
Doesn’t quite fit into the “flow” category, but does have luscious locks that remind me of a skater boy, the vans just add to the picture
Derek Linderman
Unlike his son Andrew, Linderman didn’t get the father/son flow memo. Oops, would’ve been a good look.
Tom Hannon
No hair, bad tan line, I like it.