by Trent Steffes
7/9/2017
A tweet last week from the incredibly handsome Chris Harley got me thinking: there is almost no buzz or drama around this weekend's NWLA Tournament! And to me, that's completely bonkers. There are so many storylines and intrigue surrounding this year's tournament due to the change in location, how SWBL and WSEM will bounce back, and many more. But for some reason, the build up to this year's tournament has just been "blah." And as the official self-proclaimed proveyer of NWLAT Buzzworthiness, I am here to provide you with 20 burning questions that everyone has on their mind for this year's tournament but no one is talking about!
7/9/2017
A tweet last week from the incredibly handsome Chris Harley got me thinking: there is almost no buzz or drama around this weekend's NWLA Tournament! And to me, that's completely bonkers. There are so many storylines and intrigue surrounding this year's tournament due to the change in location, how SWBL and WSEM will bounce back, and many more. But for some reason, the build up to this year's tournament has just been "blah." And as the official self-proclaimed proveyer of NWLAT Buzzworthiness, I am here to provide you with 20 burning questions that everyone has on their mind for this year's tournament but no one is talking about!
1. Will SWBL pull a classic Parent Trap-esque switch-er-roo with their new player/coach twins Kevin and Scott Pohle?
2. Will Chris Neumann make a surprise appearance, keg in hand, and get everyone wasted??
3. Who Will Carl Coffee cornhole the hardest?
4. Did Ridley Park raise enough money via Kickstarter to travel to the tournament?
5. Will Derek Linderman swap the classic Tampa Bay Lightning hat with a Trump MAGA hat?
6. Will Jimmy Cole make it to the field on Saturday? Or will he have been arrested for an "incident" the night prior?
7. Will the GBL Dangerously Celebratory Fat Chests receive a "random" steroid test?
8. Will HRL All-Star Evan Bischoff be Nancy Kerrigan-ed in the parking lot on Saturday morning?
9. How many WILL Waves will show up with quiffs this round?
10. Whether or not the BWACS Lot Lizards live up to their name (it gets londely in Adrian...)
11. Whether or not one woman shows up at all?
12. Does Vlade show up out of pure spite just to troll the tournament, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey?
13. Will Ryan Bush be Tebowing after his next walk-off walk?
14. Will H8R bring any piece of clothing that has anything even resembling sleeves on it?
15. Will Leroy bring their coveted 7th place finisher trophy from last year?
16. How many 8,000 word, wiffle-metrics focused Shannon articles will come out of this year's tournament? (Both twins are pictures here because I just can't even)
17. Will Mike Sessions be impeached after this weekend?
18. Was BWBL able to sign the hottest free agent in wiffle, Jack Bartim?
19. Will Chris Hess' lovely neighbors show up and protest where the tournament is being played?
20. Will Chris Gallaway make a last minute donation of a jumbotron or two? Or at least some wiffle-pops for God's sake...
And finally, is there anyone out there that is more clever, funny and better looking that would like to redo this article? Anyone? Everyone?