2015 NWLA UNEDUCATED PRE-TOURNAMENT RANKINGS
7/11/2015
by Devin Nelson
I hope everyone takes extreme offense to my harsh words. See you in Columbus
16. MNWA Gophers
No, This is not a joke. We are the worst team at the NWLA Tournament. We have one pitcher. Just like last year. Obviously didn’t learn from our mistakes very much. Maybe next year MNWA.
15. BWCAS Lot Lizards
Can’t say I know very much about the Lot Lizards other than their numerous name changes and their multiple group status updates that I see every day on Facebook. Somebody has to beat us in the Dangerfield bracket.
14. BWLB S.H.I.T.
Their team name is SHIT, just like their playing ability. Just kidding, once I again I don’t know much about them. Had to rank them above BWCAS solely because they didn’t change their team name more than 30 times.
13. HVWBL River Monsters
The River Monsters I know beat us in last year’s tournament after our tough loss to HWL. Didn’t impress me in that game, but that might just be because I was so pissed about our previous loss. I must add that their logo is terrible.
12. SRL Hotel Sterling
From what I hear the SRL won’t be rolling with a 3 man team, and that they have a legitimate shot at competing this year. I rank them 12 because I want them to prove me wrong. Hopefully they change their losing ways and get in the win column in Columbus
11. WWL Warriors
The only time I’ve seen WWL play is when they came back from down 17 against us last year. In the Dangerfield bracket. When they were all hung-over. That’s why they’re 11th. They drink too much.
10. GBL Celebration Station
At least the Paw Chest jerseys are gone. Don’t know much about the league other than they forfeited some game at some point. Hmmm. Hopefully these guys are in our Pool this year.
9. HFWB Hitmen
Apparently they are really good. I know #9 is high for a first year team, but they didn’t give up a single run at regionals. Hopefully they continue at the Big Show and give the top teams a run for their money.
8. MWLWI Mequonderers
Jumped back in at the last second. Like the guys, smart wiffleball players. I expect another 8th place finish give or take a few spots. Hopefully TSA doesn’t take away their bats this year. :(
7. PWL Nationals
Chris at the helm. Good jerseys. 7th place finish. Don’t think they’ll have the fire power to compete for the championship, but will put together a top 8 finish.
6. KWL Keggers
If they don’t bring a keg to the tournament they will place 16th. If they bring their keg a top 8 finish is exactly what they will get. Don’t do anything special as far as I’m aware, just solid wiffleball players
5. OCWA Freaky Franchise
THE FREAKY FRANCHISE 5th?!?!?!? Prove me wrong Randy. I hope the mullet is back, and I hope they don’t sandbag during pool play like they did at Regionals.
4. SWBL Cardinals
Skibbe’s will finish in the top 5. Meador will make amazing fielding plays. Butler will hit the ball hard. Skibbe’s will pitch good. Just not enough here to win the championship in my opinion.
3. HRL Lady Slippers
They got screwed last year vs. WSEM. H8er threw a chair. Truck got fired. It’s a new year. New Year, I hope H8er throws 2 chairs. Hardball throws a no-hitter, and Flakne breaks the HR record. Expect a top 3 finish
2. WSEM Dads
They are good. They’re so called “B” Team is good. They will be in the Championship. They need a new team name. I like Carl. I wanna learn how to throw a spike-curve. The end.
1. TBW Lightning
We didn’t manage a run off of their 3rd best pitcher. If “Lindor-man” doesn’t strike out 3 times in a row on pitches above his head they will win their second NWLA Tournament.
by Devin Nelson
I hope everyone takes extreme offense to my harsh words. See you in Columbus
16. MNWA Gophers
No, This is not a joke. We are the worst team at the NWLA Tournament. We have one pitcher. Just like last year. Obviously didn’t learn from our mistakes very much. Maybe next year MNWA.
15. BWCAS Lot Lizards
Can’t say I know very much about the Lot Lizards other than their numerous name changes and their multiple group status updates that I see every day on Facebook. Somebody has to beat us in the Dangerfield bracket.
14. BWLB S.H.I.T.
Their team name is SHIT, just like their playing ability. Just kidding, once I again I don’t know much about them. Had to rank them above BWCAS solely because they didn’t change their team name more than 30 times.
13. HVWBL River Monsters
The River Monsters I know beat us in last year’s tournament after our tough loss to HWL. Didn’t impress me in that game, but that might just be because I was so pissed about our previous loss. I must add that their logo is terrible.
12. SRL Hotel Sterling
From what I hear the SRL won’t be rolling with a 3 man team, and that they have a legitimate shot at competing this year. I rank them 12 because I want them to prove me wrong. Hopefully they change their losing ways and get in the win column in Columbus
11. WWL Warriors
The only time I’ve seen WWL play is when they came back from down 17 against us last year. In the Dangerfield bracket. When they were all hung-over. That’s why they’re 11th. They drink too much.
10. GBL Celebration Station
At least the Paw Chest jerseys are gone. Don’t know much about the league other than they forfeited some game at some point. Hmmm. Hopefully these guys are in our Pool this year.
9. HFWB Hitmen
Apparently they are really good. I know #9 is high for a first year team, but they didn’t give up a single run at regionals. Hopefully they continue at the Big Show and give the top teams a run for their money.
8. MWLWI Mequonderers
Jumped back in at the last second. Like the guys, smart wiffleball players. I expect another 8th place finish give or take a few spots. Hopefully TSA doesn’t take away their bats this year. :(
7. PWL Nationals
Chris at the helm. Good jerseys. 7th place finish. Don’t think they’ll have the fire power to compete for the championship, but will put together a top 8 finish.
6. KWL Keggers
If they don’t bring a keg to the tournament they will place 16th. If they bring their keg a top 8 finish is exactly what they will get. Don’t do anything special as far as I’m aware, just solid wiffleball players
5. OCWA Freaky Franchise
THE FREAKY FRANCHISE 5th?!?!?!? Prove me wrong Randy. I hope the mullet is back, and I hope they don’t sandbag during pool play like they did at Regionals.
4. SWBL Cardinals
Skibbe’s will finish in the top 5. Meador will make amazing fielding plays. Butler will hit the ball hard. Skibbe’s will pitch good. Just not enough here to win the championship in my opinion.
3. HRL Lady Slippers
They got screwed last year vs. WSEM. H8er threw a chair. Truck got fired. It’s a new year. New Year, I hope H8er throws 2 chairs. Hardball throws a no-hitter, and Flakne breaks the HR record. Expect a top 3 finish
2. WSEM Dads
They are good. They’re so called “B” Team is good. They will be in the Championship. They need a new team name. I like Carl. I wanna learn how to throw a spike-curve. The end.
1. TBW Lightning
We didn’t manage a run off of their 3rd best pitcher. If “Lindor-man” doesn’t strike out 3 times in a row on pitches above his head they will win their second NWLA Tournament.